New Year // Still a Wimp

What was your resolution last year? You were going to work out every day and make that tiny frame of yours bigger? LOL. Well that clearly didn’t work. Just look at your arms, they look like noodles! Just a tiny wimp. Maybe you didn’t go to the gym because the guys were too big and intimidating….or maybe it was the girls.

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Short Guys Suck

Seriously – short girls don’t want you, tall girls don’t want you. One look at you and you’re immediately friendzoned…if you’re that lucky LOL. The only use you have is your wallet…..and maybe using your head as an armrest. Be prepared to make up for your pathetic height, loser.

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