Slave Application

So you’re finally ready to give in to your desires and serve Me on the next level. And I mean, who can blame you?! I’m the only thing that truly matters in your life. The logical next step is to devote your existence to something great – Me!

 

Fill out the form below. When you’re finished, be sure to send a tribute! Otherwise your application will be sent straight to the trash. And no, I’m not telling you an exact amount. You’re trying to impress Me, don’t be cheap. Good luck, loser!