Hey! I live in the apartment above you. I hear you playing piano all the time, you’re really good! But I don’t think this building is very soundproof… which means you have probably heard what goes on in my room. You’ve been listening, haven’t you! Just look at you blushing. Who knows, maybe I’ll invite you up one night… but it’s probably going to be a lot different than what you had in mind. You aren’t exactly my type, but I’m sure I could have some fun with you.